I'm just a mama, looking to get less fat than I was last week. I am not a tire flipping, barbell lifting, competition maniac. What the hell I am getting into?
10 rules of the ladies room
There is no time where cutting your toenails is an emergency situation...
13 Thoughts I Had While Running My First 5k
"I just got passed by a 10 year old. Ok, this is a little embarrassing better get moving."
A Love Poem to My Coffee
You saved my sanity helped wake me up
Giving Up on Giving a Damn
In life many people strive for perfection. There is an image of a perfection that seems completely unobtainable. Guess what, it is unobtainable. I am now a mom of three under five, in my thirties, and there are just so many damns I do not give. Damn not given #1: Toxic relationships: Growing up I … Continue reading Giving Up on Giving a Damn
The Epic Hell of Doing Something “Fun” as a Family
We always go into this with good intentions, and a spark of hope that it doesn't turn into some World War III kind of shit show...
5 truths of a sick mom.
You're sick. Not the sniffles but full-blown sinus pressure, nausea, body aches, weird drainage, can't think, can't breathe, fever, coughing, sore throat, full-blown exhaustion kind of sick. Basically, you've become a walking receptacle for all germs and your poor immune system is getting its ass kicked. It's not surprising that physical illness inhibits your ability … Continue reading 5 truths of a sick mom.
Marriage requires maintenance if it’s going to last.
Marriage takes a toll on a relationship. That statement seems ridiculous but everyone knows it’s true. The monotony of finances, chores, and general adulthood erodes the spontaneity and sexiness that once defined you as a couple. As the years wear on the beautiful sculpture of your marriage is chiseled to raw and rough stone. Once … Continue reading Marriage requires maintenance if it’s going to last.
F is for Balance
He continued with his condescending comments so I sat back on the couch. Inward f-bombs followed
Don’t share that, you look stupid.
"I bet none of my friends will share this..." This phrase seems to pull at the share buttons of thousands of unsuspecting people. It never fails, I open my social media and damnit, it's full of this bullshit. Let's take a long, hard look at these posts and the obvious reasons they are nothing but … Continue reading Don’t share that, you look stupid.
Tired Not Dead 