- No pooping.
- Girls don’t have butts! Or at least, that is what we want every other woman in there to think.
- Quiet it down.
- Hearing you pee is gross. Dribble, drip, full pour, doesn’t matter.
- No tooting.
- Again, girls don’t have butts.
- Dispose of feminine hygiene products appropriately.
- Over-soaked products floating in tinged water is gross. The floor is worse. Flush it (see rule number 5) or throw it away.
- Courtesy flush.
- You are fully aware of when this is necessary. Multiple pushes, multiple flushes.
- Stop being so gross.
- Wiping your boogers on the back of the door. There is literally toilet paper right next to you.
- Wipe the seat.
- If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie. No one wants to transfer your urine onto their body or clothing.
- Keep your kid’s head out of my stall.
- Do you really want whatever I may be doing on your conscience?
- Toenail clippings.
- There is no time where cutting your toenails is an emergency situation and where you need to leave the remnants on the floor. This should not even be a thing.
- No Talky.
- Don’t talk to me while I am peeing. It’s awkward and our chat can wait the 30 seconds until I’m finished.
Tired Not Dead 