It progressively turns into show and tell of our most epic mom fails.
5 years old I was playing Chop, chop, TIMBER! on my parents bed. As I trust fell backwards over and over again, I didn't realize how close I was to the headboard on the bed. The last time was a doozy and I cracked my head and neck on the edge of that wooden piece … Continue reading Why I should probably be dead. Tales of “Crash n’ Burns”
Like a long winter that might make you question why you live in such a state, then casually strolls in summer, just in time to remind you it's not so bad.
a neighbor lady once and she responded with "you might change your mind about that when you get older."
"I am finally able to use the text option instead of voice commands on my phone again."
I'm just a mama, looking to get less fat than I was last week. I am not a tire flipping, barbell lifting, competition maniac. What the hell I am getting into?
There is no time where cutting your toenails is an emergency situation...
"I just got passed by a 10 year old. Ok, this is a little embarrassing better get moving."
You saved my sanity helped wake me up
We always go into this with good intentions, and a spark of hope that it doesn't turn into some World War III kind of shit show...