"I am finally able to use the text option instead of voice commands on my phone again."
I'm just a mama, looking to get less fat than I was last week. I am not a tire flipping, barbell lifting, competition maniac. What the hell I am getting into?
There is no time where cutting your toenails is an emergency situation...
"I just got passed by a 10 year old. Ok, this is a little embarrassing better get moving."
Like Oprah's Favorite Things list but, WAY more practical.
Commence with the damage control...
Even my fat pants have stopped lying to me.
"...typically it can be summed up into a few different categories; 4 specifically from what I have seen."
I'll be waiting right over here for your apology scent, Dove. I'll even help you name it.