Like Oprah's Favorite Things list but, WAY more practical.
Commence with the damage control...
Even my fat pants have stopped lying to me.
"...typically it can be summed up into a few different categories; 4 specifically from what I have seen."
I'll be waiting right over here for your apology scent, Dove. I'll even help you name it.
No pooping. Girls don't have butts or at least that is what we want every other woman in there to think. Quiet it down. Hearing you pee is gross. Dribble, drip, full pour, doesn't matter. No tooting. Again, girls don't have butts. Dispose of feminine hygiene products appropriately. Over-soaked products floating in tinged water is … Continue reading 10 rules of the ladies room