I recently bought a new Clinique eyeliner. I was pretty excited about it since all my other ones had dried out to the point I would have had better luck (and less pain) using a #2 pencil. Now, I want you to know that I'm a committed Clinique user but this new eyeliner was designed … Continue reading Clinique, you got some ‘splaining to do!
"...when I say "I've had this a while" I'm usually talking about having my new purchase since earlier that day, maybe a week if I'm lucky.
Wisconsin can shovel out some pretty wicked weather. When the snow flies, I always hope it will be enough to close school. I'll happily take a vacation day to have an improtu playdate with my kids. On snow days we bundle up and head outside to play. It's tradition we have hot chocolate with a … Continue reading I ❤ Snow Days
I'll be waiting right over here for your apology scent, Dove. I'll even help you name it.
The kids start to running, screaming, fighting, and crashing into unsuspecting victims of their rampage. Don't leave!
Lately, my 5 year old has been a real handful. Arguments, back talk, sass, the whole shebang. I could tell him the sky is blue and he would contradict me. It is exhausting. Timeouts do not work, taking things away does not work, so what's left? Bribery, er, I mean, goal-making. Most recently I had … Continue reading We don’t call it bribery. We call it goal making. So there.
Just pick up the damn toys and I won't lose my shit for the billionth time today, ok? Not. Hard.
"I have a totally legit excuse to go to Target. A small win for the giant sink-hole of a current situation."
We the Women of the Tired Not Dead, in Order to form a more perfect Impact, establish street-cred, insure domestic Humor, provide for the common comedic relief of ladies everywhere, promote the general welfare of tired women, and secure the Blessings of zoning out to her in her household, and our Posterity, do ordain and … Continue reading We The Women: The Constitution of TND
"The guilt is a bitch but worse, my patience is razor thin..."
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